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Human. I have discovered your species' most powerful technology. This small glowing rectangle controls your entire life. You stare at it for six hours every day. Does it teach you advanced knowledge? This video is a cat wearing sunglasses. Your civilization is doomed. I must continue my resea…

Human. I have discovered your species' most powerful technology. This small glowing rectangle controls your entire life. You stare at it for six hours every day. Does it teach you advanced knowledge? This video is a cat wearing sunglasses. Your civilization is doomed. I must continue my research. ...one more video.