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I caught my roommate doing something… I didn’t expect. I just moved into this new apartment, and my roommate, Ethan, seemed normal enough—quiet, keeps to himself. One night, I get home late from work. I hear soft music coming from his room, like… really romantic music. Curious, I tiptoe down the hall and see a flicker of light under the door. I peek in… and Ethan is there, wearing a cape and a mask, whispering into a webcam: "You have no idea how long I’ve waited for you…" I freeze. What the hel