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Tea Consumption Disclaimer Recording Hello, and thank you for choosing this cup of tea. Before drinking, please be aware of the following completely important and definitely serious disclaimers. Consumption of this tea may result in sudden feelings of calmness, mild happiness, or the unexpected …

Tea Consumption Disclaimer Recording Hello, and thank you for choosing this cup of tea. Before drinking, please be aware of the following completely important and definitely serious disclaimers. Consumption of this tea may result in sudden feelings of calmness, mild happiness, or the unexpected urge to stare out a window dramatically while holding the cup. Side effects may include improved vibes, temporary wisdom, or believing you understand life for approximately seven minutes. If you sudd