קלײַב אַלץ אױס

You know that one classmate that thinks he’s the next Messi. Bro doesn’t even pass tests but he wants to pass defender. Every match, he ties his boots like it’s Champions League final. First 2 minutes… he shouts, “Give me the ball!” They give him. He tries to dribble two people. He dribbles himself. Ball one side. Him another side. Destiny different direction. Then he stands up shouting, “Ref that’s foul!” Foul where?? On your imagination? And the funniest part? He says he’s related to Messi.