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My sister is a Michelin-star chef. She also once tried to microwave a shattered pie off the kitchen floor at 4AM. Let me explain. The night before her high school graduation, Cleo had seven friends sleeping over. Our parents were pretty chill — their only rule was basically don’t do anything illeg…

My sister is a Michelin-star chef. She also once tried to microwave a shattered pie off the kitchen floor at 4AM. Let me explain. The night before her high school graduation, Cleo had seven friends sleeping over. Our parents were pretty chill — their only rule was basically don’t do anything illegal. Spoiler: they did things. Around 4AM, the whole group — drunk and giggling — snuck downstairs to the kitchen. My mom had made a massive chicken and mushroom pie earlier that day. Cleo decided that w