[happy] People say black cats are bad luck, but they’re wrong. They’re actually just tiny, furry agents of chaos sent from the void to test your patience... and your furniture.
One second they’re a majestic hunter, and the next, they’ve forgotten how to use their own legs.
And don’t even get me started on the zoomies. When a black cat hits top speed, they don't even look like an animal anymore.
They’re just a blur of darkness knocking over everything you love... and honestly? You just