קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Welcome to this evening's performance of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. We would like to remind you to take a minute now and turn off your cellphones. And remember, taking pictures and the use of recording devices is strictly prohibited by law. Smoking in this theater is also prohibited by law. Thank you for your cooperation, and we hope you enjoy the show.