I accidentally discovered my roommate’s secret life… and it’s wild.
So last week I got home way earlier than usual. My roommate wasn’t supposed to be home yet, but his car was in the driveway.
I walk inside… and I hear him talking.
At first I think he’s on the phone. But then I hear him say:
"Hey… I’ve been thinking about you all day…"
My brain immediately goes: oh no.
Then he says:
"Come closer… don’t be shy."
Now I’m super curious, so I quietly peek into his room.
And there he is… sitting at h