“Do I hate when some people walk like they’re in a slow-motion music video?? Yes. Yes I do. Like I’m behind you fighting for my LIFE trying to overtake—and I’m literally late to school—and you’re just… strolling. No urgency, no awareness, just vibes. And it’s always in the worst places too—narrow sidewalks, entrances, like?? PICK A SIDE. I’m not saying you need to sprint everywhere, but can we at least walk like we have somewhere to be?? Because at this point I’m about to start overtaking people