קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Good morning, Test Subject #235709. You have been in stasis for approximately... it doesn't matter. What matters is that you are awake now, which is either very good news or very bad news depending on factors we are not authorized to disclose. Today's test involves positional exchange with non-living objects. The objects are non-living. We checked. Please proceed to the first chamber. Do not think about where you are going. Think about where the object is going. That is, after all, the point.