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“A bloon chipper is a toilet, 𖭐. 𖭙. 𖭘. 𖭗. 𖭖. 𖭕. 𖭔. 𖭓. 𖭒. 𖭑. ALERT ALERT! םיפרא! םיפרא!” …NO. Absolutely not. A bloon chipper is NOT a toilet. It’s not even a sentence! That’s just three different realities colliding in a kitchen blender! First of all, why are we starting with a perfectly normal game term sounding statement and then immediately falling into… whatever that alphabet soup explosion is?! And then—“ALERT ALERT!”? WHY ARE WE ALERTING?! WHO IS IN DANGER?! IS IT ME?! IS IT