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The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises. **[Tone: Dramatic shift, slightly mysterious]** **Narrator:** But the univers…

The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises. **[Tone: Dramatic shift, slightly mysterious]** **Narrator:** But the universe had other plans. Specifically, the universe decided to drop a literal UFO into his backyard. ---