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PETTIEST ROOMMATE REVENGE EVER “My roommate kept stealing my food, even after I told him to stop. So one day, I bought the spiciest hot sauce I could find… and covered my leftovers in it. That night, I heard screaming from the kitchen. He ran out chugging milk straight from the carton… crying. Then he yelled, ‘Why would you do that?!’ I just looked at him and said… ‘Why were you eating my food?’”