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Bro, have you ever noticed how one random question can completely destroy a normal conversation? Like we were talking about homework, right—math, stress, deadlines… and suddenly someone goes, “Wait… can animals understand English?” Now everyone turns into a scientist. One guy’s like, “Yeah, dogs understand tone,” another says, “Nah, they just pretend.” BRO WHY ARE WE DEBATING THIS 😭 And then someone starts talking to a random cat like, “Do you understand me?” Meanwhile, the homework? Still not