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I was camping alone in northeast Ohio. It was my third and last night. Around 3 AM I woke up to pee. When I walked a few steps away from my hammock… I saw a headlamp in the forest. It was about 100 feet away. I watched it for 10 minutes. Then I grabbed my hatchet and moved closer. Suddenly… I saw another headlamp only 40 feet from me. I immediately dropped to the ground and covered myself with leaves. The man walked just 10 feet from me. He lit a cigarette… finished a beer… and walked away.