קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Bro, I actually witnessed a crime in my class today. Not an actual crime, but the amount of second-hand embarrassment I felt should literally be illegal. The weirdest kid in my grade finally tried to rizz up my best friend So we’re in the middle of a quiet study hall, right? My best friend is just chilling, probably locked in on a 5-star Dress To Impress fit. Suddenly, the 'Quiet Kid'—you know the one, wears a trench coat in 90-degree weather—stands up and walks over. The entire room goes dead