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I woke up at 5AM to fix my life… and it got worse. Step one: wake up early. I already hate step one. Apparently successful people drink coffee… so I made some. It tasted like sadness. Then I sat down to be productive. Opened my laptop… and immediately opened 20 tabs. Because, you know… research. Five minutes later, I’m watching a raccoon steal pizza at 6AM. I don’t even like raccoons. So I told myself, no distractions. Focus. And right on cue… my phone buzzed. Yeah, I grabbed it instantly.