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My life is officially ruined and I am (currently transferring papers) to a new school [today]. >> I thought I was a normal student. >> But apparently, (one trip to the bathroom) is all it takes for your entire life to hit [zero]. I’m in class, right? Then nature calls. >> I hit the stalls. >> [Mid session]… the door swings open. >> [Dead silence.] >> Some dude walks in and goes… “Yo. (Is someone actually) [pooping in here?]” >> Bro. (My heart) [stopped.] >> Then he goes… >> “Wait.” >> (I know) [