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[00:00] I’m starting to realize that the snooze button is actually a scam I set my alarm for 6:00 a.m. feeling responsible like today I got this everything is under control [00:06] It goes off and my brain goes we only need 5 more minutes five easy [00:10] I hit snooze blink I open my eyes it’s 6:41 HOW did 5 become 41 who approved this [00:15] I grab my phone battery at 7% 18 notifications and my calendar says leave in 15 minutes fifteen that’s not time [00:20] Now I’m doing speedrun math i