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"Can you even understand what he's saying?" The Dutch beside her was speaking—no, *ranting*—in a language that sounded like a mix of Dutch and a blender full of gravel. “Hij zegt dat je zijn vis hebt gestolen,” the soldier muttered, glaring at the penguin as if this were the third time this week.