קלײַב אַלץ אױס

I just fumbled a baddie at my school !!!,I’m convinced God was handing out rizz and I was ABSENT that day!!. ,There’s this girl at school... ,the prettiest girl in the building. ,She looks at me and goes... ,"I like your hoodie, you always dress so nice." ,Bro!! that’s not a compliment. ,That’s an INVITATION!! ,Every girl in a 10-mile radius knew what she meant. ,She gave me the green light,and what do I do? ,I looked her dead in the eyes and said."Yeah, my mom bought it.",Just like that. ,I cre