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[Opening – Narrator Voice, fast-paced] “Okay… this actually happened, and I will never live at home again.” [Scene 1 – Setup] “I’m 26, living at home to save money. My room? Right off the hallway. Anyone going to the kitchen passes my door. Yeah… bad idea.” [Scene 2 – The moment] “My boyfriend and I… mid-intense moment. Moans way too loud. AC humming… (add soft white-noise hum) Sweat everywhere. Heart pounding like a drum solo (sound effect: fast heartbeat).” [Scene 3 – The horror hits] “Fron