קלײַב אַלץ אױס

**[Deep. Gravelly. Trailer narrator who takes this way too seriously.]** *In a quiet suburban home… where the tension is thick… and the questions are… not great…* Upstairs… Behind a door that has witnessed many dramatic sighs… Sits a legend of the online realm. A name known across Discord servers, sometimes followed by “bro please”… **Gutz.** Chooser of their own name. Owner of several hoodies. Professional argument winner. Occasional menace. Tonight… Gutz logs off. Because downstairs…