קלײַב אַלץ אױס

“Storytime… this is how I almost got caught doing something dumb. So it’s like 2 AM, right? Everyone in my house is asleep… and I’m starving. I go downstairs trying to be QUIET… like ninja mode. I open the fridge—BOOM—the loudest creak ever. I freeze. I’m thinking… yeah, I’m done. I’m finished. But no one comes. So I keep going… I grab some food, and right as I close the fridge— I hear footsteps. Not just walking… RUNNING. I panic, I don’t even think… I just dive behind the couch. Now I