קלײַב אַלץ אױס

What’s the craziest thing you’ve accidentally said to a teacher? So this didn’t happen to me, it happened to this kid in my class last year, and I still think about it because it got so out of control for no reason. Basically, we had this super strict teacher. Like, the type where if you even whisper, she stops the entire class and just stares at you in silence until it gets awkward. Anyway, one day we’re all dead quiet doing work, and this kid—let’s call him Jake—is sitting near the front.