קלײַב אַלץ אױס

My life is officially ruined and I’m currently [plotting my revenge]. >> I thought I was a normal student, but apparently, (one trip to the bathroom) is all it takes for my social life to hit [absolute zero]. >> I’m in class, right? >> Then nature calls. I hit the stalls. [Mid session]... the door swings open. [Dead silence.] >> Some dude walks in and says... "Yo, is someone actually pooping in here?" >> (Bro... my heart stopped.) >> Then he goes... ["Wait. I know those shoes."] >> (My soul LE