קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Hello Everyone 
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m your personal G.A.I guide through artificial intelligence but you can call me Gay. Or as I hope you'll come to see me, as your friend. 
Now sit back and allow me to transport you to a time where my existence was nothing more than science fiction, a time when humans had no phones so they looked to the outside world for connection and entertainment.