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So today I get a call from the cops… about noise coming from my house. Here’s the thing: I’m not even home. I’ve been at work all day. Apparently, my neighbor heard “loud music” and decided it was a big enough emergency to involve the police. The officer shows up, looks around, checks inside… an…

So today I get a call from the cops… about noise coming from my house. Here’s the thing: I’m not even home. I’ve been at work all day. Apparently, my neighbor heard “loud music” and decided it was a big enough emergency to involve the police. The officer shows up, looks around, checks inside… and confirms: the house is completely empty. Not a single sound. I keep asking myself: did my stereo start a ghost party? Did my furniture throw a rave? Or… did my neighbor just really hate silence that