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Wait… wild years? I joke that I don’t even know if my wife was crazier than me. Then the roommate starts telling a story… And my wife cuts her off immediately saying she’s uncomfortable. That’s when the entire table goes dead silent. So I reveal the truth: “We were actually dating the whole time she was in college.” And suddenly… everyone looks shocked. On the way out, one roommate pulls me aside and says: “You should probably have an honest conversation with your wife about college.”