קלײַב אַלץ אױס

<speak> <prosody rate="1.1" pitch="+1st">Anyway, so there’s this guy named Kade.</prosody> <break time="300ms"/> <prosody rate="1.05">He’s always been a total loner. Quiet. Distant. Just the kind of person who stares out his window expecting <emphasis level="moderate">nothing</emphasis> to change.<…

<speak> <prosody rate="1.1" pitch="+1st">Anyway, so there’s this guy named Kade.</prosody> <break time="300ms"/> <prosody rate="1.05">He’s always been a total loner. Quiet. Distant. Just the kind of person who stares out his window expecting <emphasis level="moderate">nothing</emphasis> to change.</prosody> <break time="400ms"/> <prosody rate="1.15" pitch="+2st">Until—wait for it—a literal <say-as interpret-as="characters">UFO</say-as> rips through the sky and slams into his backyard.</prosody>