Son compartido

So I woke up late, put my shirt on inside out, and didn’t notice. I poured cereal… straight into the sink. I told myself it’s ‘breakfast optimization.’ On the way out I tripped on nothing and pretended I was checking my shoe. At school I waved at a random person like they were my friend… they weren’t. Later I found out my actual friend was watching the whole time. I think my brain was on low battery mode.