קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Remember that moment after fighting with your brother, and then your mom says, “Hug each other.” Like… what do you mean hug each other? We just finished throwing hands. Two seconds ago I was trying to send this man to heaven and now you expect us to hug it out like best friends? And the worst part is she won’t let it go. She just stands there like, “Nope. Hug each other.” So now both of you are standing there mad, breathing heavy, looking at each other like enemies who just finished a boss ba