Minute 2 — Hook Test: The algorithm zeroes in on your hook. Weak hook? It hesitates, scroll scroll scroll, drifting slower. Strong hook? Pulses of energy shoot from your core. Emoji reactions ping: likes, hearts, tiny boos appear, adding comedic tension. Your character dodges inspection beams, flickers nervously, and the holographic Hook Strength Meter above your chest blinks wildly—critical seconds for survival.