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The Doc-It-YourselfTM corporation is not responsible for injuries or side effects that occur during the operation of its products. Side effects include but are not limited to: bloating, upset stomach, blindness, deafness, amputation, coma, pregnancy, burns, irradiation, vertebral explosions, hallucinations, schizophrenia, erectile disfunction, cybernetic awakening, itchiness, and death.