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If i was your mom these would be my rules. Rule Number one, i dont yell your name from another room, i come to you. no horror movie screaming. Rule Number two, when you say five more minutes, i actually mean five minutes, not five seconds. Rule Number three, i dont check your phone randomly, i trust you, im not the fbi. Rule Number four, if youre quit i dont assume your doing something wrong, sometimes your just existing. Rule Number five, if you show me a meme, i get it i laugh, no follow up in