קלײַב אַלץ אױס

My friend didn’t realize rent is monthly. I used to live with a guy I’ll call Kevin. Kevin wasn’t chaotic in the obvious way. He paid bills, showed up to work, and liked to think of himself as financially responsible. But every now and then he’d reveal a belief about how the world worked that made you question everything. When we first moved into our apartment, the rent was $1,200. Total. We agreed to split it, so $600 each. First month went fine. Second month I reminded him rent was due