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My life is officially [RUINED]. >> (One trip to the bathroom) is all it took for my social life to hit [absolute zero]. >> I’m in the stalls, right? [Dead silence.] >> Then the door swings open and some dude goes... "Yo, is someone actually pooping in here?" >> (Bro... my heart stopped.) >> Then he whispers... ["Wait. I know those shoes."] >> (My soul LEFT my body.) >> [It packed its bags.] (It didn’t even say goodbye.) >> It’s been two days and I’m ready to [CRASH OUT]. >> I finally found out