My boss hired me for a job I never applied for. Now I'm realizing why.
I got an email: You're hired! Start Monday.
I never applied anywhere. I was confused.
I called the company. They confirmed: You interviewed last week. You signed the contract.
I have no memory of this.
I checked my calendar. There's a 6-hour gap last Thursday.
Completely blank.
I went to the office anyway. They showed me my signature on contracts.
My handwriting. But I didn't write them.
My boss said: Welcome back.