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If my brain had rules, these would be them. Rule number one — the moment you decide to fix your life, I suddenly make everything else interesting. Rule number two — you open your phone for 2 minutes, it turns into 2 hours. Rule number three — at 2 a.m., I become a philosopher and remind you of ever…

If my brain had rules, these would be them. Rule number one — the moment you decide to fix your life, I suddenly make everything else interesting. Rule number two — you open your phone for 2 minutes, it turns into 2 hours. Rule number three — at 2 a.m., I become a philosopher and remind you of every cringe moment. Rule number four — when you finally start working, I give you the urge to do useless things. Rule number five — motivation only exists at night. Rule number six — try sleeping early,