קלײַב אַלץ אױס

no laughing, smiling, or even smirking you little shit... today by buttiehole was itchy so i went to my neighbors to go snag their dog to relieve my little stinky itchy butthole. the dog cried for me to let it go, but i put him in the cage where i keep all of the other neighbors dogs. he never saw the light of day again. his name was tim.