קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Have you ever looked around your house and thought — why is everything so unnecessarily difficult? Because I have. And I've figured out the problem. So here are the 5 rules I wish my parents actually followed. Rule number 1. Stop yelling across the house. You bought a smartphone. It has your contacts in it. I am in your contacts. Use it. I am not a dog, I don't come when called. Rule number 2. We're leaving in 5 minutes is not a warning. That is a threat. You had this plan for 3 days. I found ou