קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Why is it that the moment I decide to be productive… my brain suddenly becomes a Netflix recommendation engine? Like I sit down to study, open my book… and BOOM— “Hmm… I wonder how penguins propose?” BRO. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! And don’t even get me started on my phone. I pick it up “just to check one notification”… Next thing I know, it’s been 2 hours, I’ve watched 17 random videos, and somehow I’m emotionally invested in a guy restoring a rusty knife.