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The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises.But the universe had other plans. Specifically, the universe decided to drop a l…

The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises.But the universe had other plans. Specifically, the universe decided to drop a literal UFO into his backyard.The Crash & The Girl. One night, a streak of light tears through the sky. Kade runs outside, expecting a disaster, but instead, he finds a wreckage... and a girl.She isn’t