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Aaj kal ke Modi fans… matlab full-time भक्त, part-time political analyst 😄 Subah uthte hi phone kholte hain… good morning nahi, seedha: “Aaj opposition ne kya galti ki?” 🔍 Inka confidence alag level ka hota hai… Petrol ₹110 ho ya ₹150… Reply ready: “Global issue hai bhai, tum samjhoge nahi” 😌 Aur WhatsApp University ke topper toh yehi hote hain 😂 Koi bhi forward aaye — bina fact check ke seedha: “Yeh 100% sach hai” Modi ji speech de dein… Ye log subtitles ki zarurat ke bina hi samajh jaa