קלײַב אַלץ אױס

I have a gluten allergy. My ex was banging my roommate, and I found out because he had passed out on the couch and I saw his phone light up with her name so I read the texts between them. They’d been sleeping together since a week after she and I started dating, which was 10 months before. One of the texts I read which occurred multiple times was my ex sprinkling flour into my food so I’d take a Benadryl and pass out on nights they really wanted to fuck. “My ex was poisoning me… so she could