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Hello, and welcome to the annual employee training tape. This has been recorded for employee safety during the night. Please understand that your safety is valued, and following this tape is important and should be of highest priority. Despite some recent concerns, Scratch Entertainment is not at any risk of future bankruptcy. Please do not spread misinformation about our company. Now, about our friendly mascots, we have several things to discuss.