Pāhonoa te oro

What's your true life story that nobody will believe? I was declared a "divine gift" by the monks of Saint Catherine's monastery in Egypt. The monastery was built around the alleged Burning Bush from the Book of Exodus and since I was really into religions at the time, I asked the monks some questions about the Bush and whether they have any other interesting relics in their monastery. The monks went silent and asked me and my family to follow them down to the gates of the Burning Bush. They l