Pāhonoa te oro

Why are mobile players built different? Like I’ll join a game thinking, “Oh nice… they’re on a phone. Free win.” And then suddenly I’m getting absolutely folded by some 8-year-old whose thumbs are moving faster than my Wi-Fi. These kids are out here destroying entire lobbies with a busted iPhone while their mom is in the background yelling for them to take the chicken out of the freezer. And the craziest part? They’re doing it on a screen that’s so cracked it looks like a spiderweb… with 3%