Badhai ho aapko hospital ki night shift job mil gayi hai…
lekin join karne se pehle… ye rules zaroor sun lijiye…
(2 sec pause)
ICU ke bahar notice board par 5 rules likhe hue hain…
aur unhe ignore karna… aapki sabse badi galti ho sakti hai…
(slightly serious tone)
Rule number 1…
Raat 2:03 par agar Ward number 13 ki bell baje…
to andar mat jaana…
Rule number 2…
Agar koi patient aapka naam le…
aur list me uska naam na ho…
to jawab mat dena…
(tension build)
Rule number 3…
Agar CCTV me koi nurse