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My roommate faked having a girlfriend for two years… and we only found out because of DoorDash I lived with my roommate, Tyler, for almost three years. Cool guy. Quiet, normal, paid rent on time. No issues. The only unusual thing about him was that he had a girlfriend none of us had ever met. Her name was “Emma.” According to Tyler, she lived out of state. They’d met online, long distance, super serious. He talked about her constantly. He’d say things like: “Emma sent me this.” “Emma and